We're trying to establish our spot at the top of the pecking order, not burn our enemies at the stake. It sparkles in the spotlight like a flashy tiara that has been passed down through the generations. If you are really stuck, say Yeah, you're a good friend too, making sure to say it sarcastically. Allow us to illustrate: While we don't hate you per se, we certainly wouldn't hesitate to yank the cord of your life support machine right out of the wall so we could charge our cell phones. I appreciate your effort, but it does display a lack of creativity in you.
Enter the fray and enjoy the spirit of the confrontation instead of fearing it or downplaying it. I had to choose to rise above it all, and I had to work hard. That is such as strong word no, for real. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. This one, on the other hand, feels decidedly like a comeback that you would use on someone who has been spreading rumors behind your back.
You can modify them a little here and there, but they're pretty much good to go. This comeback has a hands-off approach. It makes us want to hold our pinkies in the air while we drink some tea. Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? It isn't until you mull things over in the shower a few weeks later that you think up something witty to say. I went to see a counselor every week; and this helped a lot. So I guess no one does like me? He loves film, comedy, and innovative technology.
So, the next time you're getting grilled, pull out one of these puppies, and no one will question your shade-throwing abilities ever again. This one takes a little planning. I wonder how many plstic surgery you had. You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face. Don't try too hard to be cool by coming up with a good insult. When you opt for this comeback, not only will you be making your roaster wish that they had never been born, you'll also be paying homage to one of the most gifted funnymen Hollywood has ever seen.
But, here's a question for you. I studied very hard and got good grades; so I showed them, did'nt I? If we close our eyes, we can almost hear Bette Davis laying this one down in that causally elegant manner of hers, right before she takes a puff of her cigarette, and walks away like the boss that she was. When you find yourself in an altercation, you don't have to start stressing about what kind of witty comeback you're going to lay down when it's your turn to respond. I don't need to waste my time with someone who's worthless, because I'm better then that. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? While some of them might be light-hearted but a few others could do some serious damage to people's feelings. Tyra Banks was fat shamed by a tabloid A tabloid posted of Tyra Banks on the beach and made critical remarks about her weight and figure.
Good day sir, and hope this comment helped : I have been bullied in junior and high school for years. We want to get right down to the nitty gritty. When someone attacks you verbally, always fight back with a question? Feel free to serve this elegant insult to your enemies at your next charity gala. You want your comeback to be funny, but you also want it to be clever enough that the other person can't possibly respond to it. I'm tired of your crap, and it's getting old, and I'm not putting up with it. Go ahead, tell them everything you know, it'll only take 10 seconds.
Well, this comeback takes that concept and runs with it. Say it and you'll open up the vista for more verbal bullying. When you are overweight, when someone insults you it is usually the first thing they mention, they you. If you know some good insults that are not on this page yet, then submit them. We want to roast our adversaries, not physically scald them. Back at ya, maybe we could workout sometime? However, you can stand up for yourself if necessary by saying: I'll come back when your tantrum is over so we can get back to trading insults. Mean Stuff Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Look at the other person, and focus on their words and what they mean by them.
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. This is a fantastic all-purpose comeback that will work in any situation, guaranteed. See as an invitation to play rather than a reason to feel insulted. If they're the sort of narrow-minded asshole who actually thinks individuality is a bad thing, then their disapproval of you is an achievement you should be proud of. Anyone Person: no one likes you! Then do a little smile, and walk away. Continuing to discuss, , or toss points around will likely weaken the impact of what you've said.
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice. You got a face only a mother could love. If someone tries to insult you with a nonsensical comment, feel free to drawl sarcastically, Well, there's an intelligent answer. How mature, and leaving it at that. You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. The latter insult also assumes you're superior, breaching the rule about not actively putting that sense across.
. It's like the modern version of the '90s favorite talk to the hand. In turn, don't let their words get to you; if you choose to be wounded, then you will find yourself struggling to overcome the verbal barbs. This insult slides on like a well-fitted diamond ring. Has someone been looking at our Christmas list? Then why not share them with your friends? Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings? I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much. We just want to roast people, ya feel? Adopt the same principles outlined above and cut the argument off before it even has a chance to start.