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The other watches your snatch. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Q: What did one tampon say to the other? Her husband was a blonde, too. A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks. A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Q: What do you call a baby monkey? Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? Q: What do you call a bookworm who gets eaten by a cannibal? She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old.
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Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window. Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers. Photo: Shutterstock What does a perverted frog say? Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. ! You cannot taste me until you undress me — Banana 117. Q: What do lawyers wear to court? Always end up at self-checkout. .